Hardly Give a F Café – Whateverland Tour Shirt | Gen X Parody Tee | Retro Tourist Logo Style | 90s Fake Merch Vibes

Welcome to Hardly Give a F Café – Whateverland.
No WiFi. No motivation. Just caffeine, eye rolls, and deeply rooted apathy.
This shirt is a retro Hard Rock parody, reimagined with full Gen-X sarcasm.
It looks like a souvenir from a place you never wanted to visit — but somehow ended up living in.

Perfect for:
• Gen X souls who officially retired from giving a f
• People who speak fluent eye roll
• Anyone who wears irony better than hope

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Please note: Mockups are for illustration purposes only. Colors and placement may vary slightly in real life and printed colors can look different on white versus dark fabrics.

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), N.X. Originals and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Gildestrasse 8, D- 48477 Hoerstel or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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