Choose Coffee! – Gen X Parody Tee | Boxy 90s Style Top | Choose Life Retro Spoof | Sarcastic Coffee Shirt for Tired Legends

Coffee over optimism. Always.

This boxy 90s-style tee is our unapologetic Gen X twist on the iconic “Choose Life” graphic era.
Because let’s be honest — we didn’t choose life, we chose caffeine and emotional disconnection.

Perfect for:
• Gen X caffeine dependents who function on sarcasm and espresso shots
• People who don’t “rise and shine” — they “sip and tolerate”
• Anyone who knows coffee is a survival strategy, not a lifestyle

• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (172.9 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Please note: Mockups are for illustration purposes only. Colors and placement may vary slightly in real life and printed colors can look different on white versus dark fabrics.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), N.X. Originals and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Gildestrasse 8, D- 48477 Hoerstel or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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